Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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