wake up i wanna do it froggy style
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Randomize
