i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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