It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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