I wanna passion pit in your ass
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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