i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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