ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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