I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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