this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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