She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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