I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Watching her eat just hurts me
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Go christen that room with your naked body.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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