if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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