Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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