clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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