gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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