my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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