jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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