So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
