HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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