awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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