I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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