haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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