I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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