The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I think I am morally bankrupt
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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