Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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