He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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