I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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