The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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