i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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