How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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