look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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