I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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