i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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