And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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