Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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