who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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