i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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