i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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