I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
high people should be assigned attendants
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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