It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
that's an acceptable place to lick
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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