so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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