I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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