there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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