dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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