Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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