best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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