No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She bit a glass in half.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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