Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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