scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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