her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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