i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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