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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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