when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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